Jokes

I'm going to tell you jokes. It's going to be funny.

Farm Jokes.

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad mooooooood!
Why do cows go on Saturday night? Because they can go to the mooovies.
What do bulls get paid? They can charge it!
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the cow has to get to the udder side.
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
What was the cow astronaut excited about? The milky way!
What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!
Which side of a horse has more hair? The outside!




Spooky Jokes.


Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He has no body to go with.
What does the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs.
What did Dracula say he after beat the skeleton? Fangs for nuthin.
Why did the bat go to the seance? To get to the other side.
How do you know a vampire is sick? He's a coffin.
What music does the mummy listen to? Wrap music.
Where did Dracula go to the building in New York? Vampire State Building.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way who go home.

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Giant Animals

I'm going to tell you about giant animals.



Elephants is one of the gigantic animals in the world. It has a long nose called a trunk and two horns called tusks. Elephants live in Africa and Asia. It drink water and keep it cool. Elephants make trumpeting noise. Elephants have long memories too. Some people say an elephant never forgets.



Hippos is the gigantic land animals. Which means river horse. It is not usually a horse. It can make snorting noise. It can make most of the time keeping cool in lakes and rivers. On the back it has a little beak neck bird to eat bugs off the back to keep it clean. Hippos likes to eat plants that can eat plants and live in Africa and Asia.




Rhinoceros is one of the gigantic plant eating animals. Rhinos have horn and it can gallop fast. It has a tick bird on the back. It can eat bugs off the back to keep clean. It can also keep it cool in water. Rhinos come from Africa and Asia. It can make animal friendship called Symbiotic.

Gentle giant elephant

Giant Hippo

Giant rhino

The gigantic blue whale is a sea mammal. It lives in the ocean. The part of the hole is use to breathe air. It can blow water on top of the head. The gray whale is also a giant sea mammal. It can breathe air too. Even the humpback whale breathes air from the whale watching and it can be lots of fun.


Whale sharks are the gigantic sharks in the world. It's not a whale but one of the world's largest fish. Whale sharks grow up to all meters long. The 300 tiny teeth are really use. They hold their mouths open and feed on plankton, shrimp and small marine creatures. Whale sharks are harmless to humans. The divers can hitch a ride.



For centuries they believe stories of giant dragons and fire breathing creatures live in caves. Komodo Dragon is not a dragon at all. But it's the biggest lizard found on the Komodo island. It has mouth full of germs in the world's worst case of bad breath. Just one bite from this lizard could kill them. In reality, these dragons are giant moniter lizards found on the island until they are fully grown.

Blue Whale

Whale Shark

Komodo Dragon

 

Animal Babies

I'm going to tell you about Animal Babies.



Blue tits have their babies with a lots of caterpillars and grubs to feed them on. When they are born, Blue tits are naked and have no feathers. They bagged for food every time the parents fly back to the nest. The common frog as a tiny tadpole. The tadpole can grow its legs the tail shrinks and it turns into the frog. Sand Gecko is a type of lizard. Baby sand geckos can live together.


The mighty blue whale is the largest animal that has ever lived on earth. Female blue whales give berth to a single calf. This calf can be up to 23 feet long. A baby blue whale feeds on its mother's milk until its 7 months old. The Cuckoo lays between 4 and 7 eggs. The baby Cuckoo pushes the eggs out of the nest. The parents can look after the cuckoo chicks.



The cat is a very popular pet. Baby cats also known as kittens. Kittens are very cute. Baby Baboons live with the family and large groups known as troops. They are very intelligent and eat grass and roots. Baby dogs are called puppies. They look cute.

Blue Tit Nest

Blue Tit

Tadpole to frog

Sand Gecko

Blue Whale

Cuckoo

 Lion cubs live in groups with their mother. When they are young, they drink their mother's milk. The cubs can play together. They also need a cat nap. 2 baby black bear cubs are full of energy. After spending to months from after berth. The cubs can stay with the mother black bear.



Mother kangaroo can live with baby kangaroo called Joey. It hops into the mother's pouch. Kangaroos are very cute. This strange looking fish is called the mouth grouper. The little fish is called the mouth grouper because it live in the eggs. He protects them by holding them into his mouth and once the little fish hatch, they swam into father's mouth. If an enemy approaches he sucks them out of danger.



Baby Koalas can most of its time on mother's back. Koalas can most of the water in the certain types of leafs from the eucalyptus tree. Sea otters are excellent swimmers. Baby sea otters called pups. The mother carry the pup as she paddles on her back. Sea otters eat shellfish using their stone to crack open their shells. Sea otters are so cute.

Koala

      

Lion cubs

Black bear cubs

Cute Kangaroo

Kitty cats

 Baby reindeer calves can live with a female reindeer. Reindeer eat grass and moss. Smew is a type of duck. Mother Smew duck can live with a Smew Duckling. Female penguin can live with penguin chicks. Female Ostrich can live with the Ostrich chick. Red fox can live with Fox cub.


Baby horses called foals. Foals drink their mother horse about the first six months. The mother barn owl can live with the barn owl chick. Mother gray squirrel can live with baby squirrel. baby dolphin can swim with a mother dolphin. The young of the emperor angelfish live in the sea. The adult emperor angelfish can swim together.


Golden Lion Tamarin can leap from branch to branch. Babies ride on the back. Holding on tightly to their lion-like manes. Golden Lion Tamarin is a type of monkey and it so cute. Huge Gorillas look scary but they gentle animals. They have strong human-like fingers that can grip onto branches and pick small pieces of fruit. Gorillas are plant eating mammals where they can eat plants to eat.

Golden Lion Tamarin

Gray Squirrel

Baby dolphin with Mother dolphin

Emperor Angelfish

Barn owl

 

Gorilla

Horse

Baby deer like this roe deer can live with the mother deer. Adult males with the breeding season. A dogfish is a small shark. Dogfish can hatch from the egg. Weasels were very young with long slender bodies and short legs. Chimpanzee is the cleverest animals. Chimps can sleep together with tree nest made of branches.


Harvest mouse is the cutest animals in the world with a stick. Partridge is a baby bird that they can't fly but they usually don't. Black swans can live in large water. Where they can swim and feed. However black swans cannot breathe if the lakes and ponds dry up. Baby swan chicks can live with the mother swan. Female swans look cute.


Seals were excellent swimmers. Baby seals called pups. The mother seal can live together to keep out the cold. A cow is a very cute farm animal. Baby cows called calves. Calves can live with the female cow. This Polar bear mother is nursing her cute baby bear cubs.

Mother Polar Bear with Polar bear cubs

Harvest mouse

Chimpanzee

The Caiman crocodile is a reptile. Once they hatch baby caimans can grow up to 7 feet. Baby elephants can tease with a mother elephant. Baby hippos can swim with mother hippo. Baby rhinos can join with the mother rhino. Baby dogs called puppies. They can play together with humans.




A dogfish is a small shark. Which can hatch from the eggs. When the eggs hatch out the dogfish can swim together. Like the adults, baby chicks have very long thin toes. Which they able to walk across lily pads on water. Even chicks like footed steps to catch attention to the hungry water snake. The young mother splint over to the chick, scoop under the wing and carries out of danger.



The female mother spider from the animal kingdom. Baby spiders hatch from the self cocoon. The mother goes to extreme legs to make sure they have enough food. She offers herself as the main meal. When they hungry, young spiders can have brothers or sisters. This puppies are African hunting dogs and which means they live in hunt of groups. When the puppies play together they just not having fun but they play a fight.

Caiman

Baby elephant

Baby hippo

Baby rhino

 

dogfish

Baby swans with mother swan

Armored Animals

I'm going to tell you about Armored Animals.



The African Elephant is the largest animal on land. It lived up to 70 years. It has a very long nose called a trunk and long horns called tusks. The elephant's wrinkly hide is often caked by mud from wallowing. It can go underwater and snorkels. Elephants lived in Africa and Asia. It can eat grass and peanuts and the people say "an elephant never forgets."


 The Black Rhinoceros has a thick baggie skin. The skin is so tough that even the claws of the big cat cannot tear it. Despite it size, the black rhino can gallop very fast. If it feels threatern the rhino will lower its sharp pointed horn and charge toward its enemy. It can plants called Herbivores. Rhinos lived in Africa and Asia. It can also keep cool in mud and water.


The enormous Hippopotamus is one of the biggest land animals. It's tough baggie hide protects it from the enemies. When it feels threaten, the hippo open its mouth wide to show its long curve teeth. The hippo spend most of the time keeping cool in lakes and rivers. It can also eat plants called Herbivores. The hippo can roll in the mud to keep cool from the hot weather. Hippo is a river horse.

African Elephant

Black Rhinoceros

Hippopotamus

Hermit Crabs live inside the shells of dead animals. They hooked the sofe body inside the empty snail shell. It can use their legs to pull along the seabed. Hermit Crab can hold a large front claw to steady themselves. They live in the new home at the bottom of the sea. Sometimes Hermit Crabs can cross the shell it's entrance for protection. The winner gets the shell and the loser force to look elsewhere.


 The spiny Lobster has a hard jointly crust which protects the body from attack. It has a tough charky shell called an exoskeleton. As the lobster gets bigger it has to shredded shell and grow a new one. While the new shell grows, the lobster hides the soft body from its enemies. They live in the rocky crest of the sea. 





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