Jokes

I'm going to tell you jokes. It's going to be funny.

Farm Jokes.

What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad mooooooood!
Why do cows go on Saturday night? Because they can go to the mooovies.
What do bulls get paid? They can charge it!
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the cow has to get to the udder side.
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
What was the cow astronaut excited about? The milky way!
What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!
Which side of a horse has more hair? The outside!




Spooky Jokes.


Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He has no body to go with.
What does the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs.
What did Dracula say he after beat the skeleton? Fangs for nuthin.
Why did the bat go to the seance? To get to the other side.
How do you know a vampire is sick? He's a coffin.
What music does the mummy listen to? Wrap music.
Where did Dracula go to the building in New York? Vampire State Building.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way who go home.

The End